The Fabulous Lesbian Muffcrats…
This is how much David and Rissa love me. They bought me THESE at our local charity shop!!
Aren’t they the absolute best?!? I think they’re supposed to be be mice, but they look more like muskrats to me on account of their poufy head fur and long tails. And then when I really looked at their attire – it struck me that the one in the tuxedo had a very feminine, tailored flair, what with the form-fitting vest and cravat and lace around her wrists. And then I thought, what if these are two female muskrats… on their wedding day!?! David and Rissa found me my very own diversity-affirming stuffed animals that I can place on my desk and adore EVERY SINGLE DAY!! I have Fabulous Lesbian Muffcrats!!! How great is that?!? The only thing better? If they were actual taxidermied muskrats.
