The Dreaded Spread
I always thought that middle-aged meant 45. Top-end could reach 50 or 51.5, given that my Granny lived to be 103…
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What did you do with YOUR March Break?
When I get to the bedroom, David is doing deep lunges…
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Libido-Schmibido…
In peri-menopause, my maturing ovaries ruled my higher brain function. Those wee organs were in the driver’s seat for a long time. Many, many, many months…
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This is your brain on MENOPAUSE
I apologetically shrug as I point to my head. “Sorry, menopause brain.”
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How? HOW is this 86% Fresh?!?
Did I watch the same version of The Fantastic Four – First Steps as the 379 reviewers on Rotten Tomatoes?
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Should’ve gone with the thong
Ahhhhh… the switch from spring to summer. The shining sun chased by storm clouds, followed by more sun, whipping wind, more clouds… and palpable humidity. I eschew humidity. I seek out shade. I slather on sunblock 50. When the humidex rises and my sun-worshipping friends bask in its oppressive heated blanket of ick, I morph…
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The Dog Blog
After having spent several days doodle-adjacent, David proclaims: “It’s time to get another dog!!”
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Today’s episode brought to you by the friendly letters A, A, A, A, R, G and H
Going to put my weekly pills into my pill cubbies, I realize that I don’t have enough of my anti-falling-down meds on hand to fill the entire week.
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Cheap and Cheery Christmas Blouses
I am particularly proud of myself for not letting rip with curses that could be heard throughout the neighbourhood…
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He makes me laugh… (mini pooh)
From his chair in the corner, David waggles his eyebrows.
