He makes me laugh… (mini pooh)
From his chair in the corner, David waggles his eyebrows.
How? HOW is this 86% Fresh?!?
Did I watch the same version of The Fantastic Four – First Steps as the 379 reviewers on Rotten Tomatoes? https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_fantastic_four_first_steps SPOILERS AHEAD It must be noted that I viewed the flick in 4DXYZ, which may have thrown off my movie-watching mojo. Quick question: 4DX is supposed to be this super-exciting, augmented cinematic experience, right?…
Should’ve gone with the thong
Ahhhhh… the switch from spring to summer. The shining sun chased by storm clouds, followed by more sun, whipping wind, more clouds… and palpable humidity. I eschew humidity. I seek out shade. I slather on sunblock 50. When the humidex rises and my sun-worshipping friends bask in its oppressive heated blanket of ick, I morph…
The Dog Blog
After having spent several days doodle-adjacent, David proclaims: “It’s time to get another dog!!” Though I haven’t met the dog myself, I am immediately onboard. If they remade Desperately Seeking Susan into a movie about a middle-aged woman desperately seeking animals, I’d be be on the poster, leaning against the legal limit of animals that…
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Going to put my weekly pills into my pill cubbies, I realize that I don’t have enough of my anti-falling-down meds on hand to fill the entire week. It’s odd because usually I would have noticed the week before, and left the container on the counter to remind me. No worries, I’ll go onto my…
Cheap and Cheery Christmas Blouses
…Christmastacular fabrics…
The Great Martini Debacle of 2024
…a dirty-martini-scented oil slick.
Could be worse, could be mosquitoes
“Can I crawl home from here?”
…a… five six seven eight!!
“Whatcha doing tomorrow night?” I text Rissa. “Do you feel like having a sleepover?” “Yes! Definitely,” she responds. “Only thing on my schedule is a dance class at 8:00 pm.” “I could ride up on the subway with you and then wait while you do the class,” I suggest. “Sure that works!” “Okey dokey. What’s…
From 0 to RAGE in .5 seconds
It’s not just road rage. Although following a driver who doesn’t know how to merge, signal or meet the speed limit will most definitely set me off. “What the FUCK are you DOING?!? There is a whole lane for you to MERGE INTO!!! You don’t have to SLOW down to 10 kph you brainless WASTE…