Trophy Kills

This morning, as I was stumbling to the bathroom in a near catatonic state – I noticed something in the hallway.  I couldn’t quite make it out – I had yet to wipe the sleep from my eyes.  In the dawn’s early light, the something was dark and lumpy.  And possibly rodent-shaped.  And I’m not talking a mouse – I’m talking teenaged-rat-size.  I took a tentative step or two closer.   Actually it wasn’t that lumpy.  It was kind of uniformly… dome-shaped.  Again, being half asleep I’m wondering how the cats managed to get a small turtle  into the house.  Wait there was another one!   Another step closer…

Okay, so you know how a lot of sports bras have those padded, smoothing inserts to add support and hide your nipples?  (Cause we all know how excited gals get while exercising…)    I wash them separately in little meshed lingerie bags so that they don’t disappear into the realm of lost socks.  They usually end up stacked on the shelf in the laundry room, depending how many of those sports bras I use during the week.

So what I woke to this morning?  Was a trail of sports bra insert kills from the upstairs hallway to the laundry room.  Which, when my first thought had been a trail of rodents?  Way better.