And that’s when the 2 year old monkey copped a feel…
Rissa had two big firsts over the weekend. She was french kissed AND felt up. By a two year old. In a monkey suit. The kid got to 2nd base under the guise of a ‘tickle fight.’ The kissing? Some good old toddler ‘affection.’
Afterwards we took Rissa out to dinner. You celebrate milestones when you can, right? Recent victims of a toddler induced virus, and having just spent several hours in a house with three children under the age of three, David and I weren’t taking any chances. We pulled out the hand sanitizer, slathered our entire bodies in blue sparkly “Dancing Waters” and then rinsed our mouths out with a couple of good long sparkly swigs just for good measure.
I offered Rissa the sanitizer, but she declined. “I was french kissed twice by a two year old – I don’t think the hand sanitizer is going to help me. I should just lick the table now.”
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| Seconds after the ‘incident.’ |
Too funny! BTW, I have to tell you, Heather, when I saw that photo before reading the post I thought it was an old photo of you!! (Rissa, not the monkey.)