How early is too early for Pina Coladas?

I open up the freezer, seeking concentrated orange juice.  I’ve got a brutal cold and my body is craving the vitamin C.  I am Stanley, looking for my Livingstone.  This is one of those real adventures into the freezer.  I lift things up.  Sole filets from 2010, Freezies from when we moved to this house, freezer-burned mixed veggies… No orange juice.  So I’m phlegmy AND there’s no orange juice. 

But there are a couple of frozen pina colada mixes…  7:03 a.m.  Too early for pina coladas?  I look at the caloric value – if I don’t eat any actual food for the next 12 hours, I should be okay.  Plus the rum might just take the edge off my cold.

You ever have one of those mornings??