I’ve won over $5,500,000!!

On 100,000 Pyramid.  On Facebook.  Because I’m such a geek.  And what’s stupid?  I get anxious when I play.  I start freaking out… when I can’t think of the word.   My angina kicks in a bit.  I give myself angina playing a game on Facebook.  I am a ginormous dufus.

It’s understandable though.  On account of the fact that there’s so much at stake.  You know… all that virtual money. The angina gets worse when I can’t think of one of the answers I have to acknowledge that my dementia’s already setting in.  Simple words defy me.  My palms start to sweat a bit.  I have trouble swallowing.

What is the thing that they shoot into in basketball?  Starts with an ‘n.’  What is it?  What IS it??  The clock is running out!  I’m not going to get my pefect score bonus.  WHAT IS THE WORD?!?  NET!  NET!  I mistype it, I’m spelling so fast.  Nearly sobbing as I type it again, this time correctly.  PERFECT SCORE BONUS!!  I’M GOING TO THE BONUS ROUND!!!

I need to find another way to get cheap thrills. Maybe it’s time to read more erotica.