Out of the mouth of Rissa…

“Agnes the camel has three humps…”

“Agnes the camel?”

“Yes.”

“O….kay…”

“Agnes the camel has three humps…  Wallace the camel has two humps…”

“You don’t remember the actual song, do you?”

“No.”

“It’s Alice the camel, although I have to say that I prefer Agnes now…”

“Well, obviously.”

“It’s Alice the camel has 10, 9 8, etc.  etc. humps.  Until you get down to no humps and you find out that she’s actually a horse… of courrrrrrrrrrse…“

“Ahhhhhh…  Wait then….  Agnes the camel has three humps…  because she is a three-humped camel and that’s how she rolls… Wallace the camel has two humps – completely unrelated to Agnes – he is of the two-humped variety…   Margaret the camel has one hump… and is slightly jealous of Agnes and Wallace. Baby Joey the camel has no humps because he is adopted and is a horse, well, actually a zebra – so he doesn’t have humps, instead he has stri-i-i-i-i-i-ipes.”

She’s here all week folks …  enjoy the veal…