Good thing she’s cute.

Butt.  Butt.  BUUUUUUTT.

She is the smallest of our cats, but she packs a punch when she’s headbutting you first thing in the morning.  Her small feline cranium careens into my temple, followed by little cat teeth attempting to groom me.  Then this:

“Puh!  Puh!  Puh!  Gaaaaaaaag!”  as she realizes that shoulder-length human hair is much more difficult to clean than cat hair.

“Lola!  Dude.”  My arm pushes her off my head.  I crack an eye open to look at the clock.  I can still sleep for another 5 minutes.

Butt.  Butt.  BUUUUUUTT.  Her lower cat teeth now failing to comb through the back of my skull.  “Puh!  Puh!  Puh!  Gaaaaaaaag!”


“Seriously, cat.”  My hand pushes her off the bed.  Almost before she’s hit the ground, she is back up on the bed, headbutting me with added ferocity.

BUTT.  BUTT.  BUUUUUUUUUUUUUTT.

“You are killing me cat.”  I open my eyes and she’s at my face, all sweetness and light, before headbutting into my forehead.  She then rolls on her back, displaying the tummy she’s licked bald.  Oh, look at me, I’m too cute to strangle…

Sleep has abandoned me, I might as well enjoy the bath.

“Give it your best shot, cat.”

Butt.  Butt.  BUUUUUUTT.  “Puh!  Puh!  Gaaaaaaaag!”  Butt.  Butt.  BUUUUUUTT.  “Puh!  Puh!  Gaaaaaaaag!”