How did the serpent get in the frother?!?
“GAAAAAAAHHHH!!! HOLY MOTHER OF…!!!”
I flap the dish towel in my panic.
“What? What is it?” Rissa asks.
“Treacherous insect!!”
“What!?!”
“Okay, so you know how when you said that there was a cobra in the kitty litter?”
“I didn’t say there was a cobra in the kitty litter,” Rissa says, peeking around the corner from the stairwell. “I said that it was very AMMONIA-Y. Though that would be much worse than just the ammonia smell.”
“So I had cobra on the brain. And then in my peripheral vision at the sink, I see this red slitted eye in the frother – which was obviously from a red-eyed serpent…”
“…Obviously…” She continues to scoop litter.
“…although why a serpent would choose to crawl into a frother is beyond me – so it made me jump…”
“…and scream…” She sprinkles the baking soda.
“…and scream. But on second glance it was a ladybug on the rim of the askew frother lid just peeking out.”
“How could you confuse…?”
“Some serpents have red eyes.”
“Really…?”
I shrug. “The tormenting serpents do.” I turn back to the sink to finish drying the– “GAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!”
“Where is the ladybug now?”
“On the handle of the frother.”
p.s.
So, when I went hunting for a picture of a red eyed serpent to prove my hypothesis – this movie poster came up right away… and I would just like to draw everyone’s attention to the RED eyes of the sea serpent…
Plus… The tag line at the top is worth the price of admission my friends!
“FABULOUS! SPECTACULAR! TERRIFYING!
The raw courage of women without men lost in a fantastic HELL-ON-EARTH!”
That there? 1950s pay dirt!
p.p.s.
And there IS SO at least one type of snake that has red eyes – the Ruby-Eyed Viper.
p.p.p.s.
Plus this one, which is pretty much the embodiment of the reason I was screaming in the first place. And if there were more spots on its eye it could totally be mistaken for a ladybug. Or vice-versa.
