It’s pronounced VEG-GETTI…

“AS SEEN ON TV!!  IT’S THE VAGGETTI!!!”

David does a double take.  “Beg your pardon?”

“Oh, wait…  That’s VEG-getti.”

“And that’s better because…?”

“You stick vegetables in and out comes ‘pasta’.”

“Vegetable pasta?”  David shudders.

“I was going to mock this mercilessly, but looking at it now, I would totally use it.  Plus then we’d have a Veggetti.  Think of the dinner conversations and tittering mis-pronounciations.”

“Very true.”

…later…

“What is that?” asks Rissa.

“It’s a Veggetti…”

“It’s a what now??”

“See?” I turn to David brandishing the packaging.  “Told you.”  I turn back to Rissa. “It makes vegetable pasta.  Stick a zuccini in and out comes zucchini pasta!”  I demonstrate.  “Oooh, these blades are super sharp!”

“Yeah, don’t be shoving your fingers in the VEGGETTI…” smirks David.

Rissa gives an epic eye roll.  “You two are 9 year old boys.”