I’m just a girl who can’t say no…

This is NOT me eating something bad for me..

To chocolate.  And salty foods.  And apparently Rusty Nails…  My healthful ingesting self-control seems to be at an all-time low.  What the hell is wrong with me?

And what am I eating now?  Chocolate covered pretzels.  They were a gift.  How was the gifter to know they are my kryptonite?  Salty-wheaty-chocolatey-sugar-coma-inducing kryptonite.  I can feel my throat coating with phlegm and my stomach bloating already.  It’s alright.  8 pretzels = only 140 calories.  Of course I’ve had probably 35 pretzels – not a problem – I just won’t eat dinner. And I won’t wash them down with that Rusty Nail that I was craving – or at least not a double Rusty Nail.  See?  I still have self-control!