I’ve lost my nuts!

I bought them.  I know I did.  I specifically got a container of the non-salted roasted almonds in the bulk section at the No Frills.  I remember, because last time?  I’d bought the salted roasted almonds and now as I’m trying to cut down on my salt intake, I picked up the non-salted kind.  On purpose. I know I bought them.   I have a distinct memory of putting them on the bench by the front door, so that I would remember to take them to work as my quick protein fix.  I have no freaking clue where they went.

I thought that David might have mistaken them for regular groceries and put them in a cupboard, but when I asked him about them, he looked at me, well… like I was nuts.  So either we’re both losing our minds, or Rissa’s trying her best to Gaslight us, or the cats have figured out how to transport 500 g containers.  Steve and Lola, could maybe work together, but without opposable thumbs, I don’t think that they could move it onto a cat forklift their own, which means that they’d have to call in Minuit, and we all know she is NOT a team player.

I also think that my purse might be the Tardis.  In the last week alone, I have looked in the purse probably a dozen times for objects that should be there – am UNABLE to find them and then, when I check again 3 minutes later…  the objects ARE there. ?!?

I know what Occam’s Razor would tell us.  Occam’s Razor would tell us I’ve already lost my mind.