Hair Loss and Lederhosen
“Daddy, why do you have those weird bald patches on your legs??” asks Rissa one morning.
“I’m not sure,” says David, standing in his basketball-length exercise shorts. He peers down at his hairy limbs. “These ones here…” he points to his calves and shins, “are probably from socks rubbing…” He points to his ankles – “These ones are definitely from the shorter sports socks.”
He pulls the legs of his shorts up a bit and looks above his knees. “I don’t know what these ones are from.”
“When you wear stockings?” I ask. “With your lederhosen?”
And then he did a little lederhosen dance. I adore my husband.
