Free boobs with page views…

Yes, folks, you too may purchase your very own boob juggling set!  Includes 3 breasts for the true juggling experience!*

I think that I may have acquired a new audience for my blog.  Teenaged boys.  Any post that I have with the word boobs in the title ends up with ridiculously more page views.  My post, I hope that the Bloggess didn’t notice my extra boobs, which I posted over a year ago, gets page views every single day.  Which makes me think that there are people out there searching for “extra boobs” and zip boom – they’re getting sent to that post.  Although, when I went searching for “extra boobs,” there were a lot of links to porn and not a one (at least in the first 10 pages of results) to my blog.  I really gotta get working on my ranking.

It did get me thinking that perhaps I myself am a little pre-occupied with boobs. When I went looking, I realized that 16 of my posts deal directly with boobs.  (Taming your tatas, Don’t Show anyone your boobs online, My boobs aren’t supposed to be there – the list goes on.) And then I was wondering if maybe I was having psychotic breaks and it was me who was doing all the boob page views.  Maybe I was spending all my time reading that post.  Although when I did a subsequent search using the word “sex” – I have 48 posts that focus on that.  I bet if I charted when I wrote those posts that they’d directly relate to whether or not I’m ovulating and getting ready for my bouts of naked wrestling with David.  That made me think I should see what other words came up.  Top words are ‘Mom’ (appearing in 82 posts), ‘cat’ (121 posts), ‘Rissa’ (155 posts), and ‘David’ (a whopping 169 posts). I’m not going to share with my Mom that she’s trending below cats.

*By the by – it took me a while to find a boob juggling set that had three boobs.  Most, came in a package with two.  Unless you’re doing it one-handed that ain’t juggling folks.