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Is this a healthy hookup?

Byheathertheblogger

I have to ask.  When someone you love suddenly becomes completely enamoured with an… uh… we’ll call it an appliance… to the exclusion of their other toys… Should you do something about it?  Or should you just let them have their moment and hope that they’ll eventually move on and not hurt themselves in the mean time?

Minuit has hooked up with our Universal Remote.  We tried to take it away from her, but she… uh… she couldn’t be dissuaded.  She actually growled and bared her teeth.  I’m hoping that it’s just a phase.   Could be worse I guess.  She could be huffing catnip.

 

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