But I’m a university graduate!
Now I doubt my intelligence and smell like cat shit. Yes it’s kitty litter day.
And every single time I forget that I should be doing this job in a HAZMAT suit so that I don’t reek of cat. I should have kitty litter clothes. I have painting clothes – the ones that I wear every time I paint – I should have kitty litter clothes so that the fallout from this particular chore doesn’t cling to me like fecal remoras.
So much to scoop that I required two garbage bags – one for the crap
and one ‘just in case’ bag because the other one was so full of clumping
crap.
Bag No. 1 – not a problem. Bag No. 2 – a cheap-ass No Frills kitchen garbage bag that tests one’s patience, will to survive and mental intellect – had me ready to commit harakiri. This video was made after I’d already been trying for 5 minutes to open it in the basement.