Why my daughter won’t play Scrabble with me.

“I hate this game more than anything in the world,” says Rissa as we finish.

My heart sinks.  I’ve had such hopes.  She’s an avid reader now – she knows so many words.  I only tried to guide her word choices a… uh… few… (okay 6) times.  She wanted to put down kinesis, but would have used up two s’s and didn’t get as many points as if she’d used her k in another place – which is where both Mor Mor and I (gently) suggested that she… …  … do.

And the Myopic Parent Award goes to…

I have obviously forgotten that Rissa plays most games ironically.  She doesn’t care how many points there might be.  Mor Mor played a word and because Rissa could play the exact same word, she did, because it made her laugh, even though her placement of the word didn’t get her as many points because Mor Mor had gone first and got a double word score.

“Why do you hate it?” I finally ask, realizing that my future may never include playing word games regularly with my daughter.

“Because you’re like that Portuguese International student in first year university who says ‘Hey, I know, let’s all play Scrabble – it’ll be so much fun!!’  And then he puts down all his letters making a 16 letter word joining three other small words, and he gets a GABAZILLION points and when you ask him what the word means he says, ‘It’s the act of grilling ducks under the Portuguese moonlight… in SPANISH.’  Mummy nobody likes that guy.  Nobody.  Asking me to play Scrabble with you is akin to me asking you to go out into the backyard and shoot all the bunnies.”