Today’s period brought to you by Peri-Menopause!

Byheathertheblogger May 15, 2018

Feeling too structured in your cycle? Wanting more spontaneity in your underwear choices?

TRY PERI-MENOPAUSE!!

Women all over the world are now enjoying less frequent periods while still getting all the blood loss they typically had–in shorter (or sometimes longer) times!

“I’m just thrilled with having my period again for the 2nd time in two weeks!”

“Who knew that back-pain could add
such dimension to my life?”

“I love the delight of discovering my surprise visitor

|after 7 months of blood-free existence!”

PERI-MENOPAUSE – NOW WITH 50% MORE BLOOD CLOTS!!

* Peri-Menopause may not be as enjoyable for every women who enters it. Please discuss with your loved ones ways that you can make this ‘Change of Life’ a better one for you!

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Specific Rim

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I was making my case to go see what looks like the BEST summer movie EVER – Pacific Rim. Rissa needed to do her due diligence. “Who’s in it?” “Who’s in it? Who are you? Roger Ebert?” “Who’s Roger Ebert?” *face palm* “I don’t know,” says David. “It looks pretty cheesy.” “Come on guys –…

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Okay… SERIOUSLY?!?

Byheathertheblogger February 16, 2013

Have I pissed off some ancient Fertility Goddess? Did I poop on Hera’s cornflakes? Forget to return Mama Quilla’s call? Accidentally take Nim-inna’s name in vain? ‘Cause it’s only been 17 days. SEVENTEEN FREAKING DAYS!! It’s stress. It’s got to be. I mean, I forgot to take my special herbal cyclical-extension remedy pill once last…

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Halloween Hangover

Byheathertheblogger November 1, 2013

Apparently The Nightmare Before Christmas is much to old to garner immediate recognition. Oh God, I just Googled it – 19-freaking-93!!! That is 20 years ago! HOLY CRAP! No wonder I wasn’t recognized. Plus, I was missing some stitched-back-together scars when I went to work in the morning. It was a dark…

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Fine line between BFF and Stalker

Byheathertheblogger May 2, 2014

I am totally crushing on Emma Stone. She is perhaps my new favourite person in the world. Not only is she a great actor, articulate and funny, but she does this?!? She killed the battle, AND if that wasn’t amazing enough, her first song was Hook, by Blues Traveller – an obscure blast from the…

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Eggshells under their feet…

Byheathertheblogger June 23, 2012

Yesterday morning I awoke in the midst of another horrific hot flash. Stumbling and growling all the way down the stairs – David and Rissa’s eyes got really big as I stomped my way into the kitchen. Fanning my face with my hands and flapping my arms to get air into my armpits. “I’m not…

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DO NOT DIS COHEN

Byheathertheblogger May 5, 2017

Rissa and I love IZombie. We love when Liv cooks the brains each episode. We love when Major’s personality transforms after eating mind candy. We love the theme song, the bad puns, the comic panels. And then Blaine says, “I was singing Hallelujah… the Jeff Buckley tune…” Which is when I lose my shit. “COHEN!! …

“I’m just thrilled with having my period again for the 2nd time in two weeks!”

“Who knew that back-pain could add such dimension to my life?”

“I love the delight of discovering my surprise visitor

|after 7 months of blood-free existence!”

* Peri-Menopause may not be as enjoyable for every women who enters it. Please discuss with your loved ones ways that you can make this ‘Change of Life’ a better one for you!

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