Today’s period brought to you by Peri-Menopause!

Byheathertheblogger May 15, 2018

Feeling too structured in your cycle? Wanting more spontaneity in your underwear choices?

TRY PERI-MENOPAUSE!!

Women all over the world are now enjoying less frequent periods while still getting all the blood loss they typically had–in shorter (or sometimes longer) times!

“I’m just thrilled with having my period again for the 2nd time in two weeks!”

“Who knew that back-pain could add
such dimension to my life?”

“I love the delight of discovering my surprise visitor

|after 7 months of blood-free existence!”

PERI-MENOPAUSE – NOW WITH 50% MORE BLOOD CLOTS!!

* Peri-Menopause may not be as enjoyable for every women who enters it. Please discuss with your loved ones ways that you can make this ‘Change of Life’ a better one for you!

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Complex math at 5:45 a.m.

Byheathertheblogger March 11, 2014

If you have to paint 20 kitchen cupboard doors with space to dry only 8 flat at a time, and each door needs to be primed with super-adherent primer that must have 2-4 hours drying time before covering the cupboards (back and front) with at least two coats of furniture paint, and if the furniture…

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Tell me I don’t look like that when I kiss!

Byheathertheblogger June 7, 2013

We recently went to a wedding. At this wedding there were many young, beautiful couples – years, perhaps dozens of years, younger than us. We were seated with one of these couples. They were hip and happening and ‘NOW.’ But they sure as shit didn’t know how to kiss. I watched this beautifully coiffed and…

Losing My Mind | Nonsense

Touchpad Rage

Byheathertheblogger February 10, 2016

WARNING: THERE IS BAD LANGUAGE IN THIS POST “Shit-Piss-Fuck-Mother-FUCKER!!” “What? What is it?” David asks, his interest now piqued. “This fucking touchpad!” “Okay, steady on there, my love.” “You fucking steady on – JUST LET ME FUCKING HIGHLIGHT THE FUCKING SENTENCE!!!“ “O…KAY… It’s time to take your hand off the touchpad.” “I HATE IT. I…

Losing My Mind | Nonsense

The treadmill is trying to kill me.

Byheathertheblogger May 7, 2014

“The treadmill is trying to kill me!” “Kill you?” David asks skeptically. “Well, it’s, at the very least, trying to Gaslight me.” “And it’s doing this, how??” “Because I can’t load Netflix.” David gives me the eyebrow equivalent to a face palm. “And this is driving you mad?” “Yes. Yes, it is driving me mad.”…

Crazy-Ass Child | Nonsense

Who are you wearing?

Byheathertheblogger February 13, 2014

“Rissa, come look!!” I yell. “What? What?” She slides in the kitchen in her socked feet. I point out the window. “Look! The snow is falling all in slow motion! Isn’t it beautiful??” “OOOOOOOOH! It’s so pretty!” (Given this year’s snow ridiculous accumulation, I don’t know how we can still be impressed, but there it…

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Peep show on the 401…

Byheathertheblogger August 25, 2014

Utterly exhausted, I climb into the back seat, voluntarily giving up ‘shotgun’ to Rissa. “Really? I really get to sit in the front?!?” “Sleepy. So very, very sleepy.” My mid-afternoon doze is kicking in, in a major way. Peri-menopause and thyroid disease make for insistent bedfellows. One pillow is under my head, plus I’ve added…

“I’m just thrilled with having my period again for the 2nd time in two weeks!”

“Who knew that back-pain could add such dimension to my life?”

“I love the delight of discovering my surprise visitor

|after 7 months of blood-free existence!”

* Peri-Menopause may not be as enjoyable for every women who enters it. Please discuss with your loved ones ways that you can make this ‘Change of Life’ a better one for you!

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