Nonsense

In lieu of writing…

Byheathertheblogger November 22, 2013

I am posting this… and so usher in the beginning of the holiday season… Merry Christmas!

(Who knew that Kmart had it in ’em?)

I’m sweating WHERE now?

Byheathertheblogger September 8, 2022July 10, 2023

I’m at the kitchen table playing word games on my laptop. I have my Google timer set for 6.5 minutes of cool down. Cool down time is vital to surviving a HIIT (High Intensity Interval Training) workout. Otherwise, you’re still sweating IN the shower. And you continue to sweat AFTER you’ve finished the shower. Freshly…

Animal Antics | Nonsense

Easy, Action…

Byheathertheblogger July 26, 2016

“Hor-ORRR-ork! Gaaaaaaag! Pwaaaa!” “You sound like you’re doing “Cool” – the vomit version,” says Rissa. * I’m brushing my teeth. Every morning, when I get to the brushing my tongue part, I can’t seem to get past my gag reflex. “Pwaaaaa!” I spit. “We’d need some added percussion for it though. It’d be like snap,…

Nonsense

The Suicidal Hand

Byheathertheblogger March 7, 2017

Appendage depression doesn’t get a lot of air play. Unless of course the appendage is a penis and then any story therein related will fill your news feed. My left hand has a death wish. To look at it, you wouldn’t think that it’s any different really from my right hand. Fingers the same length…

H is for Hypochondria | Nonsense

Ill-timed Aphasia

Byheathertheblogger September 14, 2022July 10, 2023

warning: BIG time bad words in this post. Aphasia nounapha·sia | ə-ˈfā-zh(ē-)ə medical : loss or impairment of the power to use or comprehend words etymology: mid 19th century: from Greek, from aphatos ‘speechless’ *** Rissa and I stand in the checkout line at a Craft/Antiques Barn. Neither crafts nor antiques will be purchased….

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Sticky thighs in the City of Lights

Byheathertheblogger September 6, 2016

Our first day in Paris, we get a lay of the land from the massive seasonal Ferris wheel at Place de la Concorde. We can see EVERYTHING from there! Paris has turned us giddy. “We can go there, and there… and THERE!” Paris at our feet! This is fantastic!! Within 30 seconds of alighting from…

Animal Antics | Losing My Mind | Nonsense

Cat Fanatic.

Byheathertheblogger July 22, 2014

“Rissa!!! BEST WALK EVER!!!” “It was?” “YES!! One cat on the way there… Three, no wait! FOUR cats on the way back…” “Two cats there, Mummy. You saw two cats on the way over.” We had walked Rissa over to her friend’s house. “I did?” “Yes, the long-haired dark grey one and a tabby.” “I…

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