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In lieu of writing…

Byheathertheblogger November 22, 2013

I am posting this… and so usher in the beginning of the holiday season… Merry Christmas!

(Who knew that Kmart had it in ’em?)

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JOHN WICK’S LITTLE WHITE LIES
Byheathertheblogger October 31, 2019June 7, 2026

He is perplexed when I explain that were I to pick out a suit without him there, that the suit would not fit…

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It’s a Thanksgiving Miracle!!
Byheathertheblogger October 9, 2013

“OH!!!” “What?” asks David. “OH MY GOD!!!“ “What?!? What is it?” David now sounds a bit panicked. “Mummy, you’re scaring him,” says Rissa. “IT’S A MIRACLE!!! IT’S A THANKSGIVING MIRACLE!!!” I’m standing in Rissa’s doorway. My shock is palpable. I’ve never actually seen this – not while it was actually happening – not in my…

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Those aren’t moths.
Byheathertheblogger March 28, 2017

I’m looking into the back yard. Big, fluffy snowflakes are falling… “It’s snowing!” “Seriously?” The rest of the household does not appear as thrilled with early spring snow. Strange though – it’s only snowing in our yard. “Wait, they’re not snowflakes – they’re not just falling down, they’re sort of moving in other directions. Moths? …

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Parched in the Sahara
Byheathertheblogger May 5, 2014

WARNING: THERE IS DISCUSSION OF FEMALE ISSUES IN THIS POST. Sam Brown, explodingdog.com My camel did not make it. It had been days since he’d died. I found myself trudging through the desert, my skin burning, sand in my throat… Hot wind blowing around me, almost through me. I could feel sand on my…

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Losing My Mind | Nonsense

The Great Martini Debacle of 2024
Byheathertheblogger June 2, 2024June 3, 2026

…a dirty-martini-scented oil slick.

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What do you call it?
Byheathertheblogger December 30, 2021June 3, 2026

We’re sitting at the kitchen table. Rissa is watching Sex and the City on her phone while she enjoys her cinnamon raisin toast

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