It all comes down to chicken vaginas…
“So what did you do in school today?”
“We had a work period in English.”
“Journal entries for your ISU?”
“Yep.”
“Oh, and in Geography we got to watch a video.”
“What kind of video?”
“A video about sewers. It’s called Crap Shoot.”
“Seriously?” I burst into laughter. “Madame showed you a video about sewers and it was called Crap Shoot? That’s freaking brilliant!”
“Not only that, but this is the second time I’ve seen it.”
“I’m sorry?”
“I’ve seen it twice now.”
I almost pee my pants. “You’ve seen Crap Shoot twice?”
“Yes. Last year in Science Class. But that’s not even the best part.”
“There’s a better part than just getting to watch a documentary about sewers called Crap Shoot?“
“There’s this big sewer in Rome, one of the earliest sewers ever, and it’s called the Giant Chicken Vagina.”
“I’m sorry?”
“It’s called the Cloaca Maxima – which is latin for Giant Chicken Vagina.”
I snort. “You’re making this up!!”
“I am NOT!”
“This was in the documentary?”
“No, Connor just knows this because she lives on a farm. A cloaca is part of the reproductive tract – pretty much a chicken vagina.”
“So Cloaca Maxiuma would be…?”
“Giant Chicken Vagina.”
Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!
“What is going on up there?” asks David from the kitchen below us.
“Clo…clo… a….ca… Max… i… ma!” My stomach hurts from laughing now. “Seriously??” I ask.
“Seriously. Connor and I almost got kicked out of class last year because we were laughing so hard. This year, Connor isn’t in Geography class with me, so I had to keep the hilarity inside.”
Even better? I get to recount this to David when I go downstairs. He too, was impressed with a sewer documentary called Crap Shoot.
“Hey Rissa!” I yell upstairs.
“Yes?”
“Cloaca Maxima!!“
“BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAA!!!!”