TUNA! TUNA! TUNA!!
“Are you ready for lunch?” asks Rissa.
“Lunch Time!!” I reply “♩♫ It’s Lu-u-u-unch… TI-I-I-IIIIIME!!♬♫ “
“O… kay…” says Rissa, eyebrows dropping in resignation. “What were you planning on for lunch?”
“I dunno. Grilled cheese??”
“Or… tuna melts?”
“TUNA?!?” This is the best idea Rissa’s ever had in her entire life. “TUNA! TUNA! TUNA!!!!” I make my way over to the pantry. “♩♫ We’re ha-ving Tuuuuuuu-naaaaaa♬♫ “
“What is happening?” asks Rissa.
“Tuna, tuna, tuna!!!” I grab a couple of cans and dance my way over the counter.
“♩♫ Tuuuuuuuuu-Naaaaaaaaa!!!! ♬♫ ” I pause to take a breath. “That was exciting.”
“You are literally the only person who made that exciting,” says Rissa. “I am just standing here.”
“Yes but you thought of the “♩♫ Tu-na Me-e-e-elllllllts!!!! ♬♫ “
“You’re so weird.”
“I prefer to think of it as manic without the depressive.”
“I gotta say that’s mostly accurate,” contributes David.
#copinginquarantine