I laugh with everyone else when they post texts from their Mom peppered with profanity as the auto-correct takes hold of the device. I’m sure that if my Mom were texting me, her messages would be equally hilarious.
Typing too fast in Scrabble chat gives almost the same effect.
This seems to be the perfect time to be really high on muscle relaxants…
I received my first 6 rabies shots Tuesday at approximately 4:00 p.m. By Wed evening we were up at a family cottage enjoying the beauty of Macgregor Lake in Quebec. At approximately 7:00 p.m. I was touching these!!! Because why? Because they LET me!! They were begging for it in point of fact. Or perhaps…
“I GIVE UP!!” I yowl, flopping down on the living room floor, desperately trying to ground myself as I drag my fingers through the carpet fibers…
My adolescence was so much fun the first time around, I thought I’d give it another go. That’s me trying to pretend like I have any say in what’s happening now. It’s not so much a choice, as an involuntary action. I’ve had a week folks. Oh, have I had a week. A week that’s…
8:02 a.m. Eastern Time. I was dozing in bed, desperate to grab any extra resting time. The smallest of shudders had me opening my eyes. The bed was moving. It stopped. I must have been dreaming it. (I was somewhat stoned on a cocktail of ibuprofen and acetaminophen – DAY 1 of my period. I’d…
Yellls Rissa as she flops down beside me in bed this morning. She is VERY excited. I stifle a yawn, wiping the sleep from my eyes. “October 1st, huh?” “YES!!!” “And October is a good month?” “It’s the BEST month!!! First off, there’s TURKEY DAY (Canadian Thanksgiving is coming up in approx 12 days). Then,…