For instance… according to my daughter, these are the signs for “Uterus Falling Out.”
Apparently last year, in Grade 7, Rissa
and her friends figured it out so that they could torment the boys. I
don’t know how accurate it is in ASL, but I’ll be signing it myself from
now on. Above Rissa exhibits the commiserative face during the signing, but it can also be done with the angry face.
Warning – lurid adult content I should have known it was a dream, because I was in a yoga classs. I don’t take yoga class. I think I can honestly say, that apart from the impromptu yoga instruction that my friend Alice gave David, Anna and me on the beach of her cottage property, that…
Have been experiencing technical difficulties… (will explain later) posting on the fly… Rissa gave me this card for Mother’s Day…
“You guys just don’t understand!!” “Nobody else’s mother does this, you know…” “Yes, but this needs to be documented! I’ve been suffering for at least two weeks now!” I’m sitting at the computer with the web cam. “She’s right Heather, this is weird… even for you.” “Why are you guys laughing?” “Why? Because not only…
It’s afternoon snack time!! I have just thrown in a bag of microwave popcorn when David calls to have me find a file. I run upstairs to find it, but immediately realize the folly in leaving unattended microwave popcorn, so I run back downstairs and ask Rissa to stand guard. “Can you please listen for…
My friend Matt made me a drink a couple of weekends back: bourbon, ginger ale, lime juice, mint, a sugar cube and ice – you know, to cool it all off and make it perfect for sipping in the backyard. Just typing the ingredient list sets my salivary glands headlong into a sweet drool. I…
David and I are doing laundry at my parents’ place. It’s such a lovely day that we decide that we’re going to hang the clothes on the line to dry. After about 5 mintues, from within the house, I hear shrieks from my female relatives. My mother, Granny, Gran and Aunt Bea are all in…