Easy, Action…

“Hor-ORRR-ork!  Gaaaaaaag!  Pwaaaa!”

“You sound like you’re doing “Cool” – the vomit version,” says Rissa. *

I’m brushing my teeth.  Every morning, when I get to the brushing my tongue part, I can’t seem to get past my gag reflex.

“Pwaaaaa!” I spit.    “We’d need some added percussion for it though.  It’d be like snap, snap, snap, snap… ‘Haaaaaack!’  snap, snap, snap, snap… ‘Hunnnng-ah!’ and then the dude would be all, “Easy, Action” and rubbing the guy’s back while offering him a bowl to puke into.”

“Or it could be someone choking, virtually the same noises, but with a person Heimliching the dude…” Rissa chimes in.

Then, of course we need to reenact the entire song with barf/choking accompaniment, you know, ’cause that’s what we do.

Once I make it big on The Great White Way, I’m totally going to do that for Forbidden Broadway – we’ll have a revival show.  There will also be a chicken chorus singing Poulet-Vous.  

* One of the most memorable songs/dances from any musical.