My life will never be the same! WARNING – ADULT CONTENT AND MORE THAN LIKELY TOO MUCH INFORMATION – IF YOU’RE A PRUDE – DO NOT KEEP READING. SERIOUSLY. I AIN’T KIDDING HERE. ALRIGHT, IT’S YOUR FUNERAL. You know it’s a good bachelorette party when you come back with a broken baby toe and you…
While reading Wired this morning at breakfast, there was a photo for Marriott (EXPERIENCE the world of MARRIOTT!) with 40-somethings laughing and using an IPad to show how hip and ‘Now’ they are while enjoying glasses of red wine. Two gentlemen – one with a greying, well-groomed beard and another with trendy glasses + a…
Yep, I’m thinking exactly what you think I’m thinking! I went to SOMA with Margo and Jon. For the uninitiated, SOMA is a Chocolatemaker in Toronto’s Distillery District. What they serve? SEX in cacao form. Porn for foodies It’s pretty much always an expedition verging on the indecent. I frequently feel as if I’ve been…
I have a thing for shoes. Not quite a fetish, but close. I used to have lots and lots and lots… before I got pregnant and developed duck feet. ‘Cause after you’ve had a baby, your feet aren’t the same size. If you look at my feet when they’re not touching the ground, they look…
Warning – lurid adult content I should have known it was a dream, because I was in a yoga classs. I don’t take yoga class. I think I can honestly say, that apart from the impromptu yoga instruction that my friend Alice gave David, Anna and me on the beach of her cottage property, that…
Please. Please… someone in television land, bring back Firefly. Please. I’m begging. I really need a hit of Mal. For those who might say, “but you can see Nathan Fillion on Castle.” I know, I know – Nathan Fillion is on Castle, and it’s fine… Richard Castle is snarky and marginally sexy and all that,…
When planning your viewing of the 2012 Olympics – you have to be wily. You want to be able to speak with authority about the big picture. “Did you catch Branagh at the Opening Ceremonies?? Nice Caliban cover, huh? How about that Mike Oldfield?” I will freely admit that my favourite part of the Opening…