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Careful what you say over pancakes.

David, Rissa and I are enjoying our weekly Sunday pancake breakfast. “These are great!” says Rissa. “The texture is magnificent!” We’ve been trying to perfect gluten-free pancakes for the past several years. It’s been hit or miss. “Yeah,” says David, chewing on his maple syrup-soaked pancake. “These are the ones. We’ve done it! Which is…

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Who let the lava queen in?

“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh.” “Hmmm?  What?”  yawns David, before falling back asleep almost instantaneously. It’s 1:30 a.m. Moments ago I was curled next to David, really loving being the Big Spoon.  Now I am temperature of the sun. The Lava Queen by Wasudo (Deviant Art) Covers off.   I’m sweating from every pore in my torso…  neck…  scalp.  Ugh. …

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Thank God I married Roger Rabbit.

Warning: descriptive female issues in this post. “OH FOR THE LOVE OF…”  “What is it?” “Day Eight apparently.” “Are we in the playoffs?” My baleful eyes could burn through steel. “I am BLEEDING out.  I was done.  The Diva Cup was empty.” David winces in naive male sympathy/horrified visualization.  “And now the cup runneth over?”…

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The reason for all those baby/kitten/puppy videos #2016Election

The stress of the 2016 Presidential election has my lower intestines in Stevedore Stopper knots.  I’m not even American.  The outcome of the election won’t really affect me as someone north of the 42nd.  I mean, apart from all the anti-Hillary Republicans who are threatening to move to Canada should the Democrats win and the…

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And that’s why menopause makes you crazy…

It’s come to this: I am now answering Facebook quizzes in my own head. Without the computer.  And not the normal ones like: Which Disney Princess are you?  Which Shakespearean character would you be?What breed of cat are you? Nope, this mostly Pagan gal has this one pin-balling around her cranium: Which Bible character is…