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I have been worshipping a false idol…

WARNING: This post is about… ahem… grown up toys The Hitachi Magic Wand (insert angels’ chorus) Several years ago, David got me a present.   The cadillac of  ‘personal massagers.’  Variations on this design have been used in adult entertainment since the 70s.  If you’ve seen an adult film, you’ve seen  this toy in use. …

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Love means having to say you’re sorry…

WARNING: Adult language in this post I know, I know… That’s not what what’s-her-face says in Love Story.  Ali MacGraw.  The correct quotation is “Love means never having to say you’re sorry.”  Which I think is a shitty quotation.  What kind of douche are you if you don’t apologize for the shit you do?  The…

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I never thought that hip-hop would make me cry

 This is the soundtrack to this post: Driving back from a 13th birthday party.  Rissa and two friends in the backseat near-to-collapsing from an afternoon in the blinding sun – hair still wet from the home made Slip-n-Slide. “Daddy!  Daddy can you please put it on ‘aux’?”  David changes the stero input.   We close…

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Tell me I don’t look like that when I kiss!

We recently went to a wedding.  At this wedding there were many young, beautiful couples – years, perhaps dozens of years, younger than us.  We were seated with one of these couples.  They were hip and happening and ‘NOW.’  But they sure as shit didn’t know how to kiss. I watched this beautifully coiffed and…