Cardiologist convinced it’s NOT my heart – YAY?

According to the cardiologist and am in near-perfect heart health.  The chances of me having a heart attack within the next 5 years are almost nil!!  HURRAY!!! HURRAY!!!  According to him, my 5-year history of chest pain is not related to my cardiac health.  “So Doc, what is causing my chest pain?” “I have no…

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Not after you’ve had a baby vaginally you can’t…

We took Rissa to Sky Zone in honour of her 13th birthday.  In case you’ve been under a rock, Sky Zone is Trampoline Heaven.  It is an indoor TRAMPOLINE PARK!!  Imagine a velodrome, but covered in trampolines!!!!  I know, right?!?  After having seen versions of this mythic place popping up in people’s Facebook feed, David…

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How many times must I pee to get a control line!?!

WARNING: THERE IS FOUL LANGUAGE IN THIS POST I bit the bullet.  I bought a pregnancy test.  Even though I’m in peri-menopause and David is fixed.  I used it yesterday afternoon, right before my Mom, Dad and brother Michael came to visit. I peed for “at least 3 seconds” and “no more than 5.”  I…

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I WON’T resort to bulimia, I WON’T resort to bulimia…

I had a good week last week, I really did.  I was a good girl.  I limited my intake of all the bad-for-me stuff.  I did.  I didn’t eat after 7:00 p.m.  I had club soda with lime instead of the Rusty Nails and Chocolate Martinis that called to me.  Until Saturday night.  That night…