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My delicate frickin’ flower

“I’m telling you Rissa, when you’re middle-aged, your vulva gets sassy.” Rissa pauses brushing her teeth. “I’m sorry?” “Your vulva – well at least your labia – they get…” “What is happening right now?” “I was wearing those pants without underwear…” “Ma!” “I am passing on information that will be useful when YOU are 52 years…

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And that’s why menopause makes you crazy…

It’s come to this: I am now answering Facebook quizzes in my own head. Without the computer.  And not the normal ones like: Which Disney Princess are you?  Which Shakespearean character would you be?What breed of cat are you? Nope, this mostly Pagan gal has this one pin-balling around her cranium: Which Bible character is…

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Thyroidosaurus vs Perimenopauseratops

WARNING:  Female issues will be discussed.   You get to be a certain age of woman and you don’t put up with as much shit anymore.  You’ve made it through early parenthood and you’re still standing.  You’ve mostly got it down, you know what works and what doesn’t.  You’ve developed a rhythm and that rhythm generally…

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My get up and go has f@¢#ed off… how do women survive middle-age?

On the plus side?  I’m 46 years old and still alive.   If this were the Middle Ages, I’d be dead already, or close to dead, or, at the very least, a great-Grandma, with incredibly saggy boobs because they didn’t have proper brassieres back then. On the minus side?  The part of my brain that is…

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This is it, I have dementia!

“I love you,” says David as we snuggle in under the covers. “And I love you,” I return.   I contentedly sigh.  “Life is good.” “Life IS good.” “Yep.”  Smooch.  Smooch. You know how sometimes your brain  goes off on these weird tangents?  One minute, I’m kissing my husband and the next I’m doing math.  Rissa…