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How? HOW is this 86% Fresh?!?

Did I watch the same version of The Fantastic Four – First Steps as the 379 reviewers on Rotten Tomatoes? https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_fantastic_four_first_steps SPOILERS AHEAD It must be noted that I viewed the flick in 4DXYZ, which may have thrown off my movie-watching mojo. Quick question: 4DX is supposed to be this super-exciting, augmented cinematic experience, right?…

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Today’s episode brought to you by the friendly letters A, A, A, A, R, G and H

Going to put my weekly pills into my pill cubbies, I realize that I don’t have enough of my anti-falling-down meds on hand to fill the entire week. It’s odd because usually I would have noticed the week before, and left the container on the counter to remind me. No worries, I’ll go onto my…

The Cursed Roof
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The Cursed Roof

Driiiiiiiiip. Driiiiiiiiip. Driiiiiiiiip. Fuck. Nope. No, I am not going to look. I don’t need to look, because that problem has been solved. The leaky roof above of our kitchen ceiling has been fixed.  IT.  HAS.  BEEN.  FIXED. Driiiiiiiiip. Driiiiiiiiip. Driiiiiiiiip. For the love of… I square my shoulders and stand up. I walk over…

Irregular Heather
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Irregular Heather

WARNING: Colourful language in this post. Fact: My internal thermostat is fucked. I’ve dealt with hot flashes since the age of 36. But the night sweats? The truly disgusting, sleep-annihilating, life-altering, make-you-feel-like-you-have-malaria…  Wait.  Maybe it’s not night sweats. Maybe it’s malaria. It’s January. In Canada. There are no mosquitos. Maybe it’s COVID… again.  Cue rapid…

It appears I’ve been catfished…
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It appears I’ve been catfished…

 “You’ve what?” asks Rissa, slightly laggy on her end of the video call. “Who have you been talking to? What did you do?” “Nothing,” I say. “I think it’s just my age.” “It’s what? What do you mean it’s your age?” “I think you just get to a certain age and…” “You think there are…