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It’s wrong to threaten the Canada Revenue Agency. Right?

So you know how, when you have to go through Customs, even if you aren’t smuggling anything you get all freaked out and start to wonder, “Hey!  Maybe I DO have a condom full of cocaine in my lower intestinal tract”?   Every single time we get a letter from the Canada Revenue Agency I lose…

Does the clumsy end?

I trip.  I fall.  I run into things.  Have done since I was wee.  I could make falling up the stairs an Olympic sport. My Mom calling the Doctor’s office, “But it won’t stop bleeding!!” “I’m sorry Ma’am, unless it’s mostly severed, it’ll have to heal by itself.” “But there’s so much blood!” “Ma’am, unless…

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I have been worshipping a false idol…

WARNING: This post is about… ahem… grown up toys The Hitachi Magic Wand (insert angels’ chorus) Several years ago, David got me a present.   The cadillac of  ‘personal massagers.’  Variations on this design have been used in adult entertainment since the 70s.  If you’ve seen an adult film, you’ve seen  this toy in use. …