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Heart of Darkness Dance Party

“OH MY GOD!” Rissa exclaims. “What?” I ask, glancing up from my e-reader. “This,” she says, indicating her book.  “THIS. STUPID. BOOK.” “What are you reading?” “Joseph Conrad’s Heart of Darkness.  ARGH!”  The book has fallen from her hands and banged her on the head. “Dude.  Careful.” “It’s not me!  IT’S. THIS. STINKING. BOOK.”  She…

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Easy, Action…

“Hor-ORRR-ork!  Gaaaaaaag!  Pwaaaa!” “You sound like you’re doing “Cool” – the vomit version,” says Rissa. * I’m brushing my teeth.  Every morning, when I get to the brushing my tongue part, I can’t seem to get past my gag reflex. “Pwaaaaa!” I spit.    “We’d need some added percussion for it though.  It’d be like snap,…

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And that’s why menopause makes you crazy…

It’s come to this: I am now answering Facebook quizzes in my own head. Without the computer.  And not the normal ones like: Which Disney Princess are you?  Which Shakespearean character would you be?What breed of cat are you? Nope, this mostly Pagan gal has this one pin-balling around her cranium: Which Bible character is…