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    Do not underestimate the joy that you can experience at the LCBO.

    Byheathertheblogger January 14, 2014

    The Liquor Control Board of Ontario may now be my favourite place on earth.  And for more than just the incredible array of single malt scotches that one can purchase there.  My  friends and I were picking up a few libations and took them up to the cash.  We were making jokes, being a little…

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    Losing My Mind | Nonsense

    And that’s how I almost screwed us out of financial freedom!

    Byheathertheblogger January 13, 2014

    I will be unstable for the next 7.5 weeks.  I give you all fair warning.   Do NOT tease me.  Not now.  In fact, do not tease me for the next 7.5 weeks.  Treat the next 7.5 weeks as if I am hormonally unbalanced.  I am very fragile.  It ain’t hormones – it’s house. We…

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    Body Image Blinders | Peri-Menopause Pandemonium

    Wrong shirt, wrong bra…

    Byheathertheblogger January 8, 2014

    You know those days?  The days when you think you look a certain way, but then, when you catch a glimpse of yourself in a mirror, you realize that you are overly optimistic?  Yesterday morning was one of those days.  Yesterday morning the armpit pudge was particularly pulchritudinous.  The bastards.  I was dressed, ready to…

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    And that’s when I peed my pants… again.

    Byheathertheblogger January 7, 2014

    So yesterday, when I was publicizing the – FLASH FREEZE WARNING – I should have realized that it would come back and bite me in the ass. By 9:45 a.m. the puddles were already sporting a thin sheet of ice.   I found myself in a a reverse time-lapse of the spring thaw.  In my well-laced…

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    Wet enough for you?

    Byheathertheblogger January 6, 2014

    I’m Canadian.  An Air Force brat, I split my formative years between the Maritimes and Prairies (PEI, Manitoba, Nova Scotia, back to Manitoba – with a brief anomaly in California in ’81 and ’82 – until I finished high school and then I found myself an Ontarian). I remember those winters in Nova Scotia and…

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    Animal Antics | But seriously...

    My cat suffers from dementia.

    Byheathertheblogger January 3, 2014

    You wouldn’t think her head could do a 360 would you? Or she’s possessed.  It’s an either/or I think. We were all lazing about during the Christmas holidays – comfy and cozy in the family room – in front of the fireplace, and Minuit – the most crotchety of our beasts – went cuckoo bananas….

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    But I’m a university graduate!

    Byheathertheblogger December 31, 2013

    Now I doubt my intelligence and smell like cat shit.  Yes it’s kitty litter day. And every single time I forget  that I should be doing this job in a HAZMAT suit so that I don’t reek of cat.  I should have kitty litter clothes.  I have painting clothes – the ones that I wear…

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    Peri-Menopause Pandemonium

    Hemorrhage in Aisle Three…

    Byheathertheblogger December 30, 2013

    WARNING: There is an abundance of female information in this post There I sit in Canadian Tire, my ass on the lowest rack in the Home Decor Aisle. Fists in the air…  “THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING!!!”   “Ma’am?” For a moment, I morph into a Mesopotamian Demon.   Laser beams from my eyes – poor kid…

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    I’m dreaming of an anorexic Christmas…

    Byheathertheblogger December 24, 2013

    How did she do it?  Vera Ellen, I mean.  How could she even stand, let alone DANCE, in White Christmas?  We watched it the other night, the girls and I. Yeah, we sang along.  Yeah, we rolled our eyes at some of the nostalgic schtick.  Yeah, we got teary-eyed when  General Waverly came into the…

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    H is for Hypochondria | Nonsense

    You know you’re old when…

    Byheathertheblogger December 23, 2013

    So this is how it goes is it?  I now injure myself sitting.  I came home the other night, and I ached, oh how I ached.  I could barely walk.  My hips, my knees, even my ankles refused give me support.  Apparently they were going out dancing, maybe speed skating or snowboarding while I was…….

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