These thighs are not made for sconce light.
Sconce light and candle light are not the same thing. We have these wall sconces on either side of the fireplace. They are adorned with vellum-type shades which cast a nice glow. The room looks warm and inviting. My thighs in this light? Cottage-cheesy and terrifying. “Don’t look!” I tell David. “DON’T LOOK!“ “Don’t look…