Yesterday morning it was 16 degrees in our house. I met Rissa in the kitchen – she was bundled into her ginormous bathrobe, over which she had thrown on my down-filled winter coat. She was breathing on her hands to warm them. My first thought: Dear God, the boiler has given up the ghost, we’re…
Warning: Adult Sexual Content Sunday morning, I gently wake. Snuggling into David in bed. He moves his arm so that I can rest my head on his chest. I make yummy noises. This is perfection. I run my hand over his chest and then downward. “Well ‘Hello Sailor!’” Nothing like being given a full salute…
Thank you so much Bad Word Mama for nominating me for the Liebster Award! Very kind of you indeed. It is always nice to know that someone thinks well of you. And that someone thinks well enough to encourage you to post a kick-ass graphic and share the love with other bloggers? Pretty gratifying. Nice…
David wants to amputate his right leg… and replace it instead with a sproingy prosthetic. He has a pinched sciatic nerve – which if he were to actually see the chiropractor and/or physiotherapist, he could probably fix. But right now he thinks the best idea would be to amputate said limb and get a cool…
Every time. Every single time. When I open a can of tuna – I end up with tuna sweater, or tuna shirt or tuna blouse or tuna dress. If I have long sleeves on – I end up smelling like a fish market… I met David at the door the other day, wrapped my arms…
WARNING: This post is gross Me, averting my nose. Minuit, really pissed. My cat, Minuit, stinks. Really a lot. She has impacted anal glands. Probably on account of the fact that she’s so fat – something that happened when she developed her fear of people when we lived in New York for 6 months. When…
You never know how much time you really spend naked until your kid has a sleepover. Thursday night, Rissa had three other friends sleep over, and I had to make a concerted effort NOT to be naked in my own home. I had to close doors, I had to take a bathrobe with me when…
WARNING!! Adult sexual content in this post! The grinding of pelvises, the bumping of uglies, the making of the beast with two backs… The orgasm that makes you laugh or cry or yodel. It’s so freaking good! For the first time in at least a month, David and I reconnected… intimately. Right afterwards, we turned…
I love my husband. I adore him. I do. He is the best spouse in the world. He buys me pre-emptive chocolate when he senses the arrival of my period, he tells me I’m beautiful, he gives a great orgasm. But he cannot vacuum for shit. Our house is still on the market. (Want a…
True peri-menopause is upon me. It has been 15 days since my last ride on the red roller coaster. 17 before that. 23 before that. Desperately seeking the silver lining while my body is reeking of blood… Perhaps this portends the end? Blessedly sooner than my worry of 60? It does explain my cravings for…