David recently treated me to a romantic weekend away in the big city. He planned it all. We stayed in a hotel. We had fancy dinners. He even packed for me. He organized (ahem) activities. And by activities I mean… SEX… and lots of it, without your child’s ears in close proximity. In fact, having…
Yep… ‘for the hair down there’ WARNING: This post contains too much information Today, I found it. A grey hair. In the bush. Does the phrase “all downhill from here” strike any chords? I mean, sure, I’ve had grey hair on my head for 5 years or so, but my haphazard dye job every 6…
Calendars. My requirements: it must be large, clever, colourful, stylish… The free one from the local real estate office (while offering a plethora of picturesque homes) just isn’t going to cut it hanging on my kitchen wall. Chagall, Vintage Vogue, Edward Gorey… now THOSE are calendars. I found one on sale at Chapters after…
This is a MAGICAL picture. It is a MAGICAL MEERKAT. I have dubbed it thus. You do NOT have to comment, like or share with any number of people to enjoy good luck or suffer bad luck. Why?? Because it is JUST a freaking picture of a meerkat! Have people lost their freaking minds?!? And…
“NO!!! NO!!! Where’s the remote?!? Where is the next episode? What is going to happen?!? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!” (collapse, collapse, collapse…) “Oh WAILEY, WAILEY, WAILEY!“ We were watching the first (and sadly, only) season of Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip. Around episode 19 or so they got all cliff-hangery. I’m pretty sure that’s when Rissa started…
Rissa had two big firsts over the weekend. She was french kissed AND felt up. By a two year old. In a monkey suit. The kid got to 2nd base under the guise of a ‘tickle fight.’ The kissing? Some good old toddler ‘affection.’ Afterwards we took Rissa out to dinner. You celebrate milestones when…
From Knitting Ole Bag on Etsy I would like to enter into a pact with all my female friends. A facial hair pact. This is my vow to you: If you suddenly sprout a thick moustache, I will tell you. If you have a neck full of hairs that are visible-only-in-natural-light, I will tell you. …
WARNING: ADULT CONTENT Cutie Pie Wax Bar – Vancouver’s Waxing Destination vajazzle Pronunciation: /vəˈdʒaz(ə)l/ –vajazzle, v.: adorn the pubic area (of a woman) with crystals, glitter, or other decoration. Okay, have I been living under a rock? How did I not know about this? My friend Narda read it in a pulp fiction book and…
It’s like we never learn. With food, that is. With alcohol, I am smart enough to know when to stop. I haven’t been DRUNK-drunk in at least 10 years. (Tipsy – hell yeah! Pleasantly buzzed – most definitely! I’m not a freaking saint!) I have been hungover twice in my life – no wait –…
Strict instructions had been given. We would not start Christmas until 7:00 a.m. Meaningful parent eyes glared to impart the importance of the rising time. David and I were toasty warm in our bed. At 7:03, a Christmas Cheer rendition of Deck the Halls was bellowed from the living room. It was not Rissa. Rissa…