WARNING: FEMININE GROOMING IS DISCUSSED! Why, oh why, oh why can we women not be happy with our bodies? Why do we obsess over details that other people don’t even notice? Yesterday, on the drive back from Toronto, what did I notice? My arm hair. Of course looking at it now in the light of…
My life will never be the same! WARNING – ADULT CONTENT AND MORE THAN LIKELY TOO MUCH INFORMATION – IF YOU’RE A PRUDE – DO NOT KEEP READING. SERIOUSLY. I AIN’T KIDDING HERE. ALRIGHT, IT’S YOUR FUNERAL. You know it’s a good bachelorette party when you come back with a broken baby toe and you…
I am a medical mystery. “Oh the medical mystery tour, they’re trying to make me okay… trying to make me okay…” You ever feel glad when the doctors tell you bad news? Like when finally someone says “Oh yeah, your thyroid is completely screwed,” there’s this weird release of stress with the bad news? Kind…
There is a rule in our house that applies only to me. I am not allowed out unsupervised between the hours of 3 and 5 p.m. Basically from after school until dinner time. If I leave the house alone during those hours, odds are I might not come home. For whatever reason, my hypoglycemia kicks…
WARNING ADULT LANGUAGE IN THIS POST! I am this close… I give you fair warning – as I’m typing this I am stoned out of my gourd on extra-strength Tylenol. I took three. This may devolve into a rant. I am loopy beyond belief and STILL in pain. Shouldn’t a drug that advertises it ‘relieves…
So yesterday I spent a lot of time on my feet. A LOT. And those feet were in boots with heels. Not crazy-high heels, but high enough that when I stopped moving at the end of the day? I thought I might die. I’m pretty sure that the balls of my feet exploded. I might…
Okay, seriously. Acne? I am 44 frickin’ years of age! I shouldn’t be getting any. Peri-Menopause is wreaking havoc with my skin!! I mean, COME ON!!! I know my period’s coming, but I don’t need any extra facial detailing at present. It’s right beside my mouth – the size of… of… I want to say…
WARNING: THERE IS ADULT LANGUAGE/CONTENT IN THIS POST!! IF YOU DON’T BLANCH AT THE WORD ‘FUCK’ – FEEL FREE TO READ ON. IF YOU CAN’T SAY THE ‘F’ WORD – I’D STOP IF I WERE YOU. I’ve been brash, bodacious and lived with bravado most of my life. While in Theatre at the University of…
Meatloaf vs Meatloaf Rissa: “Is ‘Meatloaf’ – Meatloaf’s actual name?” David: “No, I don’t think so.” Rissa: “That’s good ’cause that would be really unfortunate – it would be like naming your kid brussels sprout or candlestick.” *** “Wait! Wait! You go to my room, but don’t go on the bed. Stand by the… stand…
While reading Wired this morning at breakfast, there was a photo for Marriott (EXPERIENCE the world of MARRIOTT!) with 40-somethings laughing and using an IPad to show how hip and ‘Now’ they are while enjoying glasses of red wine. Two gentlemen – one with a greying, well-groomed beard and another with trendy glasses + a…