Two is so much better than one! Double the sports bra – 1/4 the bounce. Okay ladies. If you have ANY more than a B cup and you do ANY sort of exercise that has you moving faster than a saunter, you need to wear the appropriate sports bra. Hell, wear TWO sports bras. AT…
Previous post from Wednesday, July 18, 2012 Praise be to every deity in the universe!!! After a week of insomnia – I slept through the night!! Halle-freakin-lulljah!! (insert angels’ chorus here) There’s been a heat/humidity wave in Southern Ontario. A direct result of this is my morphing into the biggest belligerent bitchy bitch in several…
I provide my mother’s friends with entertainment. They love to hear stories of my outrageous life. Oh that Heather. The actress. The writer. The extrovert. They love to hear stories of… My slapping of strangers. “If you do that again, I’m giving you full warning, I will slap you.” He did it. I slapped him….
I love SO many things about the autumn. It’s cooler. It’s crisper. Leaves change colour. My ass doesn’t get heat rash. I get to wear my stripey Victoria Secret Long Jane PJs with warm socks! I want these pjs in EVERY colour! We light fires in the family room – in the fireplace – we’re…
Did I mention that Rissa doodles? Graphic novelist in the making? Demon Poodle and her sidekick Bloody Bedlington Terrier? *** This week we made pumpkin pie muffins/cupcakes for the bridal shower. We covered them in cream cheese icing. http://www.thecookbookcritic.com/archives/2005/10/pumpkin_muffins.html Ours looked pretty much as good as these ones. “Cream cheese icing is my GOD. I…
I was dead certain that the outline around the ice cream cone here was twinkling, that’s how stoned I am on sugar. OYEESH. So Amber’s Adopted-Mom brought these peanut butter squares to Amber’s bridal shower on the weekend. I just ate the last one. Since Saturday I’ve probably ingested maybe 6? Okay it was closer…
My sewing box. A big-ass toolbox containing every kind of sewing notion a gal could want. Look!! Extra storage in the roll-back top compartments – perfect for thread. www.jandofabrics.com should totally pay me for this ad! Also, underneath all the crap in the bottom – there is a corset waiting to be re-boned. Sounds dirty…
Yep, I’m thinking exactly what you think I’m thinking! I went to SOMA with Margo and Jon. For the uninitiated, SOMA is a Chocolatemaker in Toronto’s Distillery District. What they serve? SEX in cacao form. Porn for foodies It’s pretty much always an expedition verging on the indecent. I frequently feel as if I’ve been…
Rissa is at the piano. Surreptitiously, I watch from the kitchen. She sings as she plays Adele’s Someone Like You – she’s been working out the chords with David. How she can sing and play at the same time mystifies me. Her lovely soprano drifts across the room, she has perfect piano posture – she…
Brace yourself. I’m about to wax nostalgic. I grew up in Winnipeg. Twice. Once between the ages of 3 & 8 and then again between the ages of 15-18. My Dad was Air Force. He was a navigator. He ‘told the pilots where to go’ is how he used to put it. We lived off…