Multi-Breasted Female of Galaxy NGC 1512

Praise be to every deity in the universe!!!  After a week of insomnia – I slept through the night!!  Halle-freakin-lulljah!! (insert angels’ chorus here)   There’s been a heat/humidity wave in Southern Ontario.  A direct result of this is my morphing into the biggest belligerent bitchy bitch in several galaxies.  (I think there’s a multi-breasted female…

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Don’t put that last chocolate-covered pretzel in your mouth!

Why, oh why don’t we listen to our bodies?  When they’re full, I mean.  Of food.  I either need to throw up or ingest vast quantities of TUMS.  I am smarter than this. This chipmunk is me.  The peanut is the last chocolate-covered pretzel.  I made a bad choice. I should just know better.  Yesterday…

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44 and not afraid to admit it!!!!

  I turned 44 today.  That’s right the big DOUBLE 4!!!!  I have lived, breathed, loved, hurt, gasped, screamed, laughed, fallen, jumped, dived, wallowed, basked and enjoyed life for the last 44 years.  Yes, I have wrinkles on my face.  You know why?  Because I smile and raise my eyebrows and I’m 44 freaking years…

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Six down, four to go…

So… I couldn’t catch the silver-grey tabby.  It didn’t follow the cleverly laid trail of kitten treats to its trapped siblings in the cat cage… in the garage.  The mother cat showed up.  Along with the father/brother/uncle cat.  I couldn’t turn in the captured siblings to the animal shelter.  I just couldn’t.  All I could…