DON’T STEP ON THE TEETH!!
“Uh-oh,” I say as I’m about to step into my bedroom…
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THE PANIC LIAR
David sucks at stopping conversations. When he has the opportunity to make a declarative statement that will allow him to be able to walk away? He can’t do it…
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I HAVE BECOME A MEME
“I’m okay,” I murmur, transfixed by my reflection…
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I AM NEITHER PREGNANT, NOR HAVE I WET MYSELF
“I feel so confident in my pseudo retro-look! My posture is something my mother can be proud of! My shoes match my skirt almost exactly!!!”
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CATMAGEDDON!!!
…nothing can beat the noise of cats out to kill each other…
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Surviving your toddler’s cold
Poor guy looks so exhausted. I know that he didn’t sleep well last night.
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Beware the Pre-Christmas Pluck…
This seems to be the perfect time to be really high on muscle relaxants…
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Preying upon the vintage nerds
Go ahead and order from this site. You’re right, it’s a steal, the price is SO GOOD…
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JOHN WICK’S LITTLE WHITE LIES
He is perplexed when I explain that were I to pick out a suit without him there, that the suit would not fit…
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Full of Moist
The sweat is… everywhere…
