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Elbow Licker

“BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAA!“ Rissa was laughing… maniacally… behind my back.  We were waiting for our luggage to be pulled from the storage room so that we could all pile into the van and head back home from our girls’ dance weekend in Toronto. “What are you doing?” “I just totally licked your elbow and you didn’t notice!”…

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How to stop the onslaught of dementia

Wait!  It’ll come to me! Some people do Sudoku.  For others it’s crosswords.  Still others, brain teasers.  All to keep their minds sharp – build their reserves against dementia.  My Dad, whose own father succumbed to Alzheimer’s, has a vested interest in keeping his brain in gear.  He has a simple plan.  It all centres…

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Why did I have to beat the dead horse?

WARNING: This is about MENSTRUATION and shit – well not actually shit, really just other female-centric issues that go hand in uterus with menstruation.  There will be blood. I might also talk about vaginas. from quickmeme.com Why couldn’t I have just let it fade away quietly?  After months and months of erratic menstruation, a la…