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Quick! The kid isn’t home – let’s DO this!!!

Rissa was going to be gone for three whole nights.  David and I begin sharing the the waggling eyebrow looks, the suggestive head tilts, the… “YOU GUYS!  I CAN TOTALLY SEE YOU DOING THAT!!!!“ “What?  Doing what?!?” Rissa rolls her eyes.  But then gives us the I’m watching you look. Surreptitiously now, I am trying…

Flat cats…

“Blergh.” “You okay love?” asks David solicitously. “Heat.  Blergh. Sticky. Thighs… chafing…” “But you’re not even moving – your thighs can’t be chafing if you’re not moving.” “You’d think that would be the case, wouldn’t you?  It’s because I’m just thinking of moving.  My thighs, they know that I’m thinking of moving, and they’ve already…

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The Ballad of Menstrual Woman…

“I’m going to have a quick shower!” I say, heading up the stairs. “O….kay…” This from David in the kitchen, his tone oddly sarcastic. “Pardon?” I say – ducking down to catch his eye. “Nothing,” he shrugs before smiling falsely. The temperature in the room has dropped about 15 degrees. “Is something going on?” I…