And that’s when the 2 year old monkey copped a feel…

Rissa had two big firsts over the weekend.  She was french kissed AND felt up.  By a two year old.  In a monkey suit.  The kid got to 2nd base under the guise of a ‘tickle fight.’ The kissing?  Some good old toddler ‘affection.’  Afterwards we took Rissa out to dinner.  You celebrate milestones when…

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You did WHAT to your hooha?!?

WARNING: ADULT CONTENT Cutie Pie Wax Bar – Vancouver’s Waxing Destination  vajazzle Pronunciation: /vəˈdʒaz(ə)l/ –vajazzle, v.: adorn the pubic area (of a woman) with crystals, glitter, or other decoration.  Okay, have I been living under a rock?  How did I not know about this?  My friend Narda read it in a pulp fiction book and…