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Creation of a Psychopath – just add dead squirrel

There were two girls, seven, maybe eight years old, on the sidewalk a couple of blocks ahead of us.  They had a stick.  They were moving something onto the road with the stick.  Having walked down the road earlier that day, I knew that the thing they were moving into the road was a dead…

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How to stop the onslaught of dementia

Wait!  It’ll come to me! Some people do Sudoku.  For others it’s crosswords.  Still others, brain teasers.  All to keep their minds sharp – build their reserves against dementia.  My Dad, whose own father succumbed to Alzheimer’s, has a vested interest in keeping his brain in gear.  He has a simple plan.  It all centres…

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Why did I have to beat the dead horse?

WARNING: This is about MENSTRUATION and shit – well not actually shit, really just other female-centric issues that go hand in uterus with menstruation.  There will be blood. I might also talk about vaginas. from quickmeme.com Why couldn’t I have just let it fade away quietly?  After months and months of erratic menstruation, a la…

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It’s wrong to threaten the Canada Revenue Agency. Right?

So you know how, when you have to go through Customs, even if you aren’t smuggling anything you get all freaked out and start to wonder, “Hey!  Maybe I DO have a condom full of cocaine in my lower intestinal tract”?   Every single time we get a letter from the Canada Revenue Agency I lose…