Condom Races

“Anything interesting happen in school today?” “My Mom lost to Your Mom.” I gave her a look. She sighed, despairing for my ignorance.  “In dodgeball today.  We lost.” Ah yes.  Rissa was in a Dodgeball tournament.  She and her friends were split between two teams.  Rissa’s team was “My Mom”  and the other team was…